• A tan short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a small graphic of a mug filled with red and white liquid on the left chest, displayed on a solid white background.
  • A black acid-wash graphic t-shirt shown from the back, featuring a retro video game-style smoothie selection screen with cartoon characters and flavor icons.
  • A light beige graphic t-shirt shown from the back, featuring a retro video game style 'Select Your Smoothie' design with pixel art characters and a grid of colorful smoothie icons.
  • A light blue acid-wash t-shirt shown from the back, featuring a retro video game style graphic with the text 'SELECT YOUR SMOOTHIE' and pixel-art characters representing flavors.
  • A tan short-sleeve t-shirt with a retro video game style graphic on the back. The graphic features the text 'SELECT YOUR SMOOTHIE' above pixel-art characters representing fruit smoothie flavors (Strawberry, Pineapple, Mango, etc.
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Select Your Smoothie Pixel Fruit Snow Washed Oversized T-Shirt

Select Your Smoothie Pixel Fruit Snow Washed Oversized T-Shirt

$39.00 USD
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Color: Light Brown
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  • Independent Brand
  • Eco-friendly
"Select Your Smoothie" — a small chest print up front, the full graphic on the back. This oversized boxy tee is a funny smoothie graphic tee for anyone who treats fruit like a power-up.

Dropped shoulders and a loose, boxy body give this tee real presence — the snow-wash finish adds a faded, lived-in look straight out of the box, worn loose over joggers or layered under an open jacket. Built on a heavier 250 GSM cotton, it's noticeably substantial in the hand while keeping that same relaxed drape.

Why you'll love it
  • 250 GSM 100% cotton — genuinely heavy and substantial, with real structure in the hand
  • Snow-washed finish for a faded, vintage look baked into the fabric, not printed on
  • Loose, dropped-shoulder cut with a slight stretch for easy movement
  • Moderate breathability — enough weight to feel premium without trapping heat
  • Sewn to hold up wash after wash without losing its shape or fading further than intended

Shipping

Every order is prepared and checked with care before it heads out the door. Processing typically takes 3–5 business days.

Delivery Estimates

  • USA & Canada: 5–10 business days
  • UK & Europe: 7–14 business days
  • Rest of the world: 10–21 business days

A tracking link lands in your inbox the moment your order ships, so you can watch it make its way to you.

Care instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
  • Do not dry clean
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EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW

Will the prints fade or crack after washing?

No way. We use high-grade, sustainable printing techniques that bind directly with the fabric fibers. As long as you follow the care instructions (cold wash, inside-out), your design will stay vibrant for the long run.

Will these clothes make me look cooler?

Scientifically proven? No. Spiritually and visually? 100%. We supply the high-grade streetwear, you supply the confidence.

Why don't you offer next-day delivery?

Because we don't keep thousands of dusty shirts sitting in a warehouse waiting to be thrown out. Every piece is printed fresh just for you using eco-friendly methods. Good things take a few days. Patience is a virtue, and so is looking good.

Is the fit unisex?

Yes — one fit that works well for everyone.

What printing technology do you use?

We use state-of-the-art Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with eco-friendly, non-toxic inks. The print is absorbed directly into the fabric fibers, ensuring a smooth, soft feel that won't feel like a heavy sticker on your chest.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely. We ship globally, and any order over $50 qualifies for free worldwide shipping.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within about a week to ten days from when you order.

Built for people who don't settle.

Everyone else is guessing at what looks good. We designed every piece to prove it. Here's the difference you'll actually feel.

Biren
  • A statement people actually stop you for
  • Fabric with real weight, built to hold its shape
  • Every piece checked before it leaves the warehouse
  • Delivered to your door, anywhere in the world
  • Free shipping the moment you spend $50
Other Brands
  • A quote you've already seen on ten other shirts
  • Thin fabric that stretches out after one wash
  • Whatever ships, ships — no one checked
  • "US only"
  • No threshold, no free shipping, ever