Everyone Needs One Ugly Shirt In Their Closet Graphic T-Shirt
Everyone Needs One Ugly Shirt In Their Closet Graphic T-Shirt
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$39.99 USD
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$49.99 USD
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$39.99 USD
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A soft cotton tee with a bold, retro "Everyone Needs One Ugly Shirt In Their Closet" graphic print. Best for: 90s throwback lovers, gag gifts, and anyone who wears the joke well. Unisex fit, S–2XL. Available in Black, Dark Grey Heather, Navy, Pink, Red, and White.
Lightweight, breathable jersey tee with bright, chunky lettering and retro icons that turn self-deprecating humor into a style statement. Layers easily under jackets or stands alone at low-key hangouts, road trips, or lounging at home.
Product features
- Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to hold its shape
- Ribbed crew collar with shoulder tape for lasting structure
- Tear-away label — no scratchy tag
- Crisp graphic print that resists cracking and fading
Lightweight, breathable jersey tee with bright, chunky lettering and retro icons that turn self-deprecating humor into a style statement. Layers easily under jackets or stands alone at low-key hangouts, road trips, or lounging at home.
Product features
- Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to hold its shape
- Ribbed crew collar with shoulder tape for lasting structure
- Tear-away label — no scratchy tag
- Crisp graphic print that resists cracking and fading
Size Guide
Size Guide
ABody Length
Top of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.
BChest Width
Flat across the chest, one inch below the armhole.
CSleeve Length
Shoulder seam to the edge of the sleeve.
| Size | A Length | B Width | C Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 | 21.8 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 22.6 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 23.4 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 24.1 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61.0 | 24.6 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66.0 | 25.4 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 26.4 |
| Size | A Length | B Width | C Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27.00 | 16.50 | 8.60 |
| S | 28.00 | 18.00 | 8.90 |
| M | 29.00 | 20.00 | 9.20 |
| L | 30.00 | 22.00 | 9.50 |
| XL | 31.00 | 24.00 | 9.70 |
| 2XL | 32.00 | 26.00 | 10.00 |
| 3XL | 33.00 | 28.00 | 10.40 |
Every Biren tee is unisex — one fit, built for everyone. Sizing runs true, with roughly ±1.5" of natural variance between individual pieces. If you're between sizes, sizing up gives a slightly relaxed fit.
Care instructions
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
- Do not dry clean
