• A dark gray acid-wash cropped hoodie with a faded, distressed texture, featuring a front kangaroo pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem, shown against a plain white background.
  • A dark gray acid-wash cropped hoodie shown from the back, featuring a distressed cream graphic with the word 'Biren', an all-seeing eye inside a triangle, laurel branches, and the word 'UNTOUCHABLES'.
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Untouchables Distressed Boxy Hoodie

Untouchables Distressed Boxy Hoodie

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Color: Dark Gray
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Some pieces aren't meant to look new. This one starts worn-in, like it's already survived a few late nights and long walks home before you even put it on.

The wash is uneven on purpose, the hem and cuffs are frayed like they've been through something, and the boxy drop-shoulder cut sits heavy and unbothered. Front and center, a quiet eye-in-triangle emblem sits inside a laurel wreath — something between a warning and a badge of honor, worn by whoever's watching more than they're saying.

Why you'll love it
  • Heavyweight 370 gsm cotton-poly fleece with real substance and structure
  • Vintage wash and distressed detailing for a lived-in, worn look straight out of the box
  • Boxy oversized fit with drop shoulders and a short, cropped-adjacent length
  • Slash front pockets and ribbed trims for a clean, finished silhouette
  • Unisex fit, sizes S to 2XL

Shipping

Every order is prepared and checked with care before it heads out the door. Processing typically takes 3–5 business days.

Delivery Estimates

  • USA & Canada: 5–10 business days
  • UK & Europe: 7–14 business days
  • Rest of the world: 10–21 business days

A tracking link lands in your inbox the moment your order ships, so you can watch it make its way to you.

Care instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
  • Do not dry clean
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EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW

Will the prints fade or crack after washing?

No way. We use high-grade, sustainable printing techniques that bind directly with the fabric fibers. As long as you follow the care instructions (cold wash, inside-out), your design will stay vibrant for the long run.

Will these clothes make me look cooler?

Scientifically proven? No. Spiritually and visually? 100%. We supply the high-grade streetwear, you supply the confidence.

Why don't you offer next-day delivery?

Because we don't keep thousands of dusty shirts sitting in a warehouse waiting to be thrown out. Every piece is printed fresh just for you using eco-friendly methods. Good things take a few days. Patience is a virtue, and so is looking good.

Is the fit unisex?

Yes — one fit that works well for everyone.

What printing technology do you use?

We use state-of-the-art Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with eco-friendly, non-toxic inks. The print is absorbed directly into the fabric fibers, ensuring a smooth, soft feel that won't feel like a heavy sticker on your chest.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely. We ship globally, and any order over $50 qualifies for free worldwide shipping.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within about a week to ten days from when you order.

Built for people who don't settle.

Everyone else is guessing at what looks good. We designed every piece to prove it. Here's the difference you'll actually feel.

Biren
  • A statement people actually stop you for
  • Fabric with real weight, built to hold its shape
  • Every piece checked before it leaves the warehouse
  • Delivered to your door, anywhere in the world
  • Free shipping the moment you spend $50
Other Brands
  • A quote you've already seen on ten other shirts
  • Thin fabric that stretches out after one wash
  • Whatever ships, ships — no one checked
  • "US only"
  • No threshold, no free shipping, ever